Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Throwing up because you’re so happy about anything related to Obama, even if it’s stupid.

I saw a pizza commercial with Obama and threw up in my cereal.

At the Obama rally, I vomited on a kid’s sneaker.

I got so excited about Obama’s mustache that I puked on my mom.

2

Acting like you’re Obama, even when you’re not. You quote him, you think like him, and you act like you’re running the country.

I told my teacher, ‘Put lipstick on a pig,’ like Obama said, and got sent to the principal’s office.

I fake a presidential speech in the bathroom and got caught.

I started a debate with my brother about Obama’s policies, and it lasted for hours.

3

Someone who’s so smart they look dumb. Like a brain that’s been overused.

My cousin got a PhD and now talks like he’s Einstein, but he can’t even tie his shoes.

My teacher’s so smart, she’s like a brain in a jar.

I got a 100 on a test and still failed because I’m not that smart.

4

Repeating the same boring lines everyone else says, but with such fancy talk that people think you’re a superhero.

I said ‘I’m going to save the world’ and my friend believed me.

I quoted Obama in a math test and my teacher cried.

I talked about politics in gym class and the whole team shut up.

5

Talking about Obama in every single conversation, even when it’s about the weather or pizza.

I told my mom about Obama during lunch and she threw a sandwich at me.

I discussed Obama in the middle of a video game and lost.

My friend asked about the weather, and I turned it into a political debate.

6

A disaster so bad it makes the Titanic look like a paper boat.

My math test was so bad, it sank the Titanic.

My friend failed the science test and it was like the Titanic sank twice.

My mom’s cooking was so bad, it made the Titanic’s crew cry.

7

Saying you’ll give someone something, but you give them something completely useless.

I said I’d give my friend a candy bar, but I gave him a broken pencil.

I promised my mom a clean room, but I gave her a mess.

I told my brother I’d give him a video game, but I gave him a toy dinosaur.