Obamasturbation

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the president takes all our money and shoots it out of his ass into the economy like it's a giant firework show

He took my lunch money and spent it on a private jet.

My allowance got turned into a tax for his new hat collection.

He borrowed my bike and never gave it back.

when our leader takes our cash and uses it to masturbate with the national debt

He used my lunch money to pay for his third yacht.

My savings got turned into a loan for his new pet iguana.

He took my allowance and bought a mansion in Hawaii.

the president takes our cash and spits it out like it's a bad breakfast

He used my allowance to buy a new car for his butler.

My savings got turned into a tax for his new hat collection.

He took my lunch money and used it to buy a pet dinosaur.