Obamastration

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When you get so scared of a fight you hand over everything just to stop the yelling and make your enemies laugh at you.
My boss said I'd get a raise if I quit. I quit. I got nothing.
I gave my last $20 to a beggar just to stop him from asking for more.
I let my sister win the game even though I was way ahead.
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Getting so flustered you lose your cool and hand over your dignity like it was a free pizza.
I let my mom take my spot in line just because she said 'please.'
I gave my best friend my last slice of pizza because he asked nicely.
I signed a contract without reading it because I was too nervous.
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When you're so messed up from stress you just give up and let someone else win because you can't even think straight.
I gave up my seat on the bus to a kid even though I was tired.
I let my dog eat my homework because I was too stressed.
I took a deal that was way worse just to stop the pressure.
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You're so scared of a fight you just hand over your rights like they were free candy.
I let my neighbor park in my driveway because he said 'please.'
I gave my favorite shirt to my brother because he asked nicely.
I accepted a job I hated just to avoid talking to my ex.
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When you're so flustered you just hand over everything like it was a stupid game of checkers.
I let my little brother win the game even though I was way ahead.
I gave my last $5 to a stranger just to stop him from asking for more.
I took a deal that was worse than my original plan because I was too confused.
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