Obamasplain

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Telling someone something in such a fancy and confusing way that they’re left too tired and dumb to even think about asking another question.

My teacher explained gravity like it was a royal decree from the universe. I just wanted to die.

My dad told me how to fix the toaster like it was a complex math problem. I just stared at him.

My mom explained why the sky is blue like it was a secret only philosophers knew. I fell asleep mid-sentence.

Making a simple idea sound like a complicated college class so the person asking questions just gives up and walks away.

My boss explained why we had to work late like it was a life-or-death situation. I just left.

My friend tried to explain why he was late like it was a mystery novel. I gave up.

My cousin explained how to tie a shoe like it was a magic spell. I just put them on.