Obamasist

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A person who thinks the world is made of gold and glitter and refuses to believe the president is making everything worse. They’ll deny the facts, ignore the mess, and scream ‘I voted for him!’ like it’s a holy chant. They’re usually white, feel guilty for being white, or just want free stuff and don’t care about anything else.
'I still believe in him! The economy is just a phase!', said no one ever.
‘I voted for him because he’s black! That’s all that matters!’, said the person who doesn’t know what a budget is.
‘The president is perfect. The rest of us are just lazy.’, said the person living in a van.
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A magical state of being where you are as cool as Barack Obama. You’re smart, you’re logical, and you think you’re the next president. You can’t be wrong, and if you are, it’s everyone else’s fault.
‘I’m as awesome as Obama. You’re just jealous.’, said the person who failed math.”
‘I’m logical, smart, and perfect. You’re just a bad person.’, said the person who doesn’t know what ‘logical’ means.”
‘I’m the next president. You’re just a loser who didn’t get the memo.’, said the person who still uses a flip phone.”
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