Obamases

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An Obamases is when Obama makes promises so big they sound like magic, but they’re just smoke and hot air.

'I’m gonna fix the economy like it’s 2008 and I have a magic wand.'

'He promised free college, but now it’s free college for rich kids only.'

'He said he’d bring back the jobs, but now I have a job at a Wendy’s and I hate it.'

To blow something out of all proportions is like turning a paper cut into a war.

'That tiny bruise is gonna kill me.'

'A missed call from my mom is a full-blown emergency.'

'He said I failed one test, but now I’m gonna be a failure forever.'

When the food you buy gets smaller but the price goes up, it’s like the grocery store is trying to rip you off.

'A bag of chips used to be full, now it’s like a chip graveyard.'

'The cereal box is the size of a snack bar now.'

'I paid $5 for a sandwich that’s smaller than my lunch from 2003.'