Obamasaurus Rex

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The Obamasaurus Rex is a smelly, lazy monster that lives in America. It eats hardworking people and hides behind skinny trees that look like they're too weak to hold up a fruit.
A man at the gym says, 'I see you there,' but then gets lured by a beer and gets eaten by the Obamasaurus.
A woman texts, 'Yeah, I'm black... kind of,' and then gets knocked out by a seed called Hillaryclintonhasnuts.
A kid on the playground says, 'I never saw you flying on the Terradactile around the Statue of Liberty for a photo op.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The Obamasaurus Rex is a foul-smelling, messy creature that lures people with beer and then beats them up with seeds that can't grow unless they get some fat from Bill Clinton’s bangs.
A guy at a bar says, 'I see you there,' and then gets tricked into drinking beer and gets crushed by a seed called Hillaryclintonhasnuts.
A lady on Twitter says, 'Yeah, I'm black... kind of, but how do you like me now?' and then dies from a seed that needed fat from Bill Clinton’s bangs.
A kid says, 'I never saw you flying around the Statue of Liberty for a photo op.' and saves the day.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The Obamasaurus Rex is a lazy, ugly monster that hides behind skinny trees and beats up people with seeds that need some fat from Bill Clinton’s bangs to grow.
A man on the street says, 'I see you there,' and then gets lured by a beer and gets crushed by a seed called Hillaryclintonhasnuts.
A woman on a date says, 'Yeah, I'm black... kind of, but how do you like me now?' and then dies from a seed that needed some fat from Bill Clinton’s bangs.
A kid says, 'I never saw you flying on the Terradactile around the Statue of Liberty for a photo op.' and saves the day.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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