Obama's last name

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The worst mystery ever. No one knows it and no one cares. It might as well be ‘I don’t know’.

‘What’s his last name?’ ‘I don’t know. I’m not even sure he knows.’

‘Obama’s last name is a total enigma. I’d rather solve the meaning of life.’

‘If I knew his last name, I’d be rich. I don’t know it. I’m poor.’

One of the three dumbest things ever. The other two are why the sky is blue and why cats are evil.

‘I swear, if I find out his last name, I’ll quit my job.’

‘The three mysteries of life: Obama’s last name, why the sky is blue, and why my mom always yells.’

‘I’ve given up on life. I’m going to solve this mystery.’

He’s called Obama Obama. It’s like he’s named after himself. It’s stupid and confusing.

‘He’s Obama Obama. I think he’s mad at himself.’

‘His full name is Obama Obama. I think it’s a joke.’

‘Why would he name himself after himself? That’s not cool.’

His last name is ‘President’ because people call him ‘Mr. President’ like it’s his name. It’s the dumbest thing ever.

‘His last name is President. That’s not a name. That’s a title.’

‘He’s called Mr. President so his last name is President. That’s not a name. That’s a title.’

‘He’s called Mr. President so he must be named President. It’s not a name. It’s a title.’

The only thing people talk about and no one knows the answer. It’s like asking why the moon is sad.

‘Why is his last name a mystery? It’s like asking why the moon is sad.’

‘People talk about it like it’s the answer to life. It’s not. It’s just a name.’

‘The only thing people talk about and no one knows the answer. It’s like asking why the moon is sad.’

We might never know his last name unless Elon Musk gives us a rocket and a brain scan. He’s that bad.

‘Unless Elon Musk gives us a rocket and a brain scan, we’ll never know his last name.’

‘I think Elon Musk might be the only one who knows his last name. I’m not sure.’

‘If Elon Musk doesn’t help us, we’ll never find out his last name. That’s a real possibility.’

The biggest mystery in the world. It’s bigger than why cats are evil and why the sky is blue.

‘The biggest mystery in the world is Obama’s last name. It’s bigger than the meaning of life.’

‘The greatest mystery of all time. It’s bigger than why the sky is blue. It’s bigger than why cats are evil.’

‘It’s the greatest mystery of all time. People talk about it more than anything else.’