Obama's Bowling Score

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A fancy way to say someone is a stupid, brainless, half-witted idiot. It’s like giving a compliment to a burnt-out toaster.
"That guy is an Obama's Bowling Score!", said by a kid who failed math.
"I got an F on the test. I’m an Obama's Bowling Score.", said by a kid who got a D.
"She’s got the brain of a rock. Obama’s Bowling Score.", said by a kid who got a C.
2
A super rude way to say someone is a total dummy. It's like calling a broken calculator a genius.
"You're a total Obama's Bowling Score!", said by a kid who got a B.
"That move was worse than a toddler's art project. Obama's Bowling Score.", said by a kid who got a B+
"I think I just saw a brain die. Obama's Bowling Score.", said by a kid who got an A.
3
A stupid, mean way to say someone is an idiot. It’s like giving a gold star to a fart.
"You are a walking Obama's Bowling Score.", said by a kid who got a C+
"That answer was worse than a math test. Obama's Bowling Score.", said by a kid who got a B-
"That kid’s brain is a mystery. Obama’s Bowling Score.", said by a kid who got a D+
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A silly way to call someone a total brainless mess. Like saying a donut is a smart person.
"He’s an Obama's Bowling Score. I saw him fail life.", said by a kid who got an A-
"That speech was worse than a nap. Obama's Bowling Score.", said by a kid who got a B-
"She’s got the brain of a dead potato. Obama’s Bowling Score.", said by a kid who got a C+
5
A super rude and stupid way to say someone is a total mess. Like calling a broken pencil a rocket scientist.
"You are the Obama's Bowling Score of the year.", said by a kid who got a D+
"That was the worst. Obama’s Bowling Score.", said by a kid who got a C-
"That kid is a walking failure. Obama's Bowling Score.", said by a kid who got a B+
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