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The woman who made Obama look like a baby for 20 years
She’s the one who still makes him cry during debates.
She’s the reason he still wears pajamas in public.
She’s the one who still calls him ‘Barry’ behind his back.
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The woman who turned a man into a president and then into a baby again
She’s the reason he still gets lost in the White House.
She’s the one who still texts him every day like he’s a teenager.
She’s the one who still gives him a hard time about his hair.
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The woman who looks like she could still kick Obama’s ass
She’s the one who still roasts him on national TV.
She’s the one who still wears the pants in the family.
She’s the one who still gives him the silent treatment when he messes up.
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