Obamarometer

Current Trending

4 views · Added 7d ago · 3 definitions

1
A fancy gadget that tells you how much of a mess the campaign is.
The Obamarometer just hit 100%, and that's only the coffee stains.
The Obamarometer is screaming 'help' like it's on fire.
The Obamarometer is so broken it thinks a doorknob is a political strategy.
2
A tool that shows how bad the candidate's luck is getting.
The Obamarometer just broke, it couldn't handle the candidate's bad hair day.
The Obamarometer is counting down to the end of the world, and it's only Tuesday.
The Obamarometer is crying in a corner because of all the lies.
3
A weird thing that tracks how many times the candidate has messed up.
The Obamarometer just hit 10, that's 10 times the candidate forgot their own name.
The Obamarometer is so full of mistakes it's leaking lies.
The Obamarometer is giving the candidate a failing grade, and it's only the first week.
xs