Obamarism

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Getting so sucked into Barack Obama that you start drooling and acting like a brainless zombie
I saw Obama speak and now I can’t stop blinking like a fish out of water
My mom started quoting Obama during her bath time
I tried to mimic Obama’s laugh and now my neighbors think I’m possessed
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When you copy Barack Obama’s weird way of talking and his stiff, awkward moves like he’s a robot with a bad tan
At school, I talked like Obama and my teacher thought I was faking a speech impediment
My dad started doing the Obama wave and now he can’t stop
I tried to copy Obama’s walk and now I trip over everything
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The crazy obsession with Barack Obama that makes you act like you’re on a presidential level and forget all your common sense
I started wearing a hat like Obama and now I can’t stop talking about the economy
I told my boss I was the next president and got fired
I quoted Obama in a DM to my crush and now I’m stuck in a weird loop
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