Obamargy

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When a bunch of people get all weepy and start chanting Obama's name like he’s the messiah, even though he’s probably still mad about the 2016 election.
My uncle started sobbing in the middle of the grocery store when he heard 'Hope' on the radio.
My cousin texted me: 'I’m gonna die if he doesn’t win again.'
At the park, a group of seniors did a conga line while yelling 'Yes, we can!'
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A weird party where everyone gets emotional and starts talking about how Obama is the only good president, even though he’s been out of office for years.
My mom showed up at my friend’s house in pajamas and started crying about 'the future.'
My brother’s DM: 'I miss the hope. Bring it back.'
My aunt wore a 'Hope' shirt to the mall and hugged a stranger.
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When people get so worked up about Obama that they start acting like they’re in a group hug, even though they’ve never met him.
My neighbor yelled at the TV like it was Obama’s face.
My cousin’s post: 'He’s the best. The best. The best.'
At the bus stop, a man started sobbing and said, 'He’s gonna save us all.'
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A total meltdown where people think Obama is still president, and they start yelling and crying over nothing.
My mom texted me: 'He’s still in office! I know it!'
At the restaurant, my dad started crying because the waiter didn’t say 'Yes, we can!'
My brother’s tweet: 'He’s gonna come back. I swear.'
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When people get so excited about Obama that they forget about everything else, like their job, their kids, or their sanity.
My uncle quit his job because he thought Obama was gonna make everything perfect.
My cousin texted me: 'I’m gonna be a senator. I swear.'
At the gym, my dad started crying and said, 'He’s the best president ever.'
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A wild event where people get emotional and start acting like they’re in love with Obama, even though he’s probably still mad at them.
My mom texted me: 'I’m in love with him. He’s my forever president.'
At the mall, my cousin started sobbing and said, 'He’s gonna fix everything.'
My dad showed up at my friend’s house and said, 'He’s the only good one.'
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