Obamarexia Nervosa

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A kid so fed up with the free lunch they’re willing to starve themselves just to get out of it
I’d rather eat dirt than another chicken nugget from the federal lunch program
This lunch is so bad I’ve lost 10 pounds and my sanity
I’m not hungry, I’m just mad
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A student who thinks the government is trying to brainwash them with soggy pizza
This pizza is like the government’s secret plan to make us all fat and brain-dead
I’d rather eat a rat than another slice of this soggy disaster
If I eat one more lunch, I’m gonna scream
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A kid so angry at the lunch program they refuse to eat and start crying in the hallway
I cried in the hallway because this lunch is worse than my ex
This lunch is so bad it makes me cry and I don’t even like crying
I’m not eating this, I’m just gonna sit here and cry
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