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When politicians act like teenagers on prom night, throwing fits and making bad decisions just to look cool.
'I will not dance with her unless I get a raise!', a senator during a budget meeting.
'This prom is a disaster, and so is my life.', a governor texting his ex.
'I'm not going to the prom unless you all shut up.', a mayor during a press conference.
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When politicians get so worked up about a prom that it looks like they're about to cry, yell, and throw things.
'If you don’t pick me as your prom queen, I’ll quit politics!', a state rep in a Twitter thread.
'I'm not mad, just prom-essed.', a governor's DM to his campaign team.
'This prom is worse than my last election.', a senator during a debate.
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When politicians are so obsessed with prom that they act like it's the only thing that matters in the world.
'I would rather go to prom than win this election.', a mayor on a live stream.
'Prom is more important than the national debt.', a senator in a press interview.
'I will not sign this bill unless I get a prom invite.', a governor during a meeting.
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When politicians go nuts over prom, acting like it's the end of the world and they're the only ones who care.
'If I don’t get to prom, I’m going to quit politics and become a DJ.', a senator on Instagram.
'Prom is the only thing that matters now.', a governor in a tweet.
'I will not pass this law unless I get to prom.', a mayor during a town hall.
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When politicians throw tantrums about prom, like they’re the ones being asked to dance, not the ones making the rules.
'I will not sign this bill unless I get to prom.', a senator on a phone call.
'If I don’t go to prom, I’m going to lose my mind.', a governor in a text to his assistant.
'Prom is more important than my entire career.', a mayor during a debate.
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When politicians act like prom is the only thing that matters, even though they’re the ones who caused the chaos.
'I caused the drama, but I still want to go to prom.', a senator on a podcast.
'Prom is more important than my entire life.', a governor in a tweet.
'If I don’t get to prom, I’m going to cry in public.', a mayor during a press conference.
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