obamapriced

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stupidly expensive because Obama made the economy look like a dumpster fire.
That car cost me $50,000. Obama priced it like a broke kid at a candy store.
My rent is obamapriced. I feel like I'm paying for his entire vacation fund.
That sandwich is obamapriced. It should’ve been free with a side of regret.
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so expensive it’s like Obama threw a party and everyone paid for it.
That phone is obamapriced. I could’ve bought a house with the money.
That pizza was obamapriced. It had more cheese than my ex had affection.
That gym membership is obamapriced. I might as well have joined the White House.
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costing more than it should, like Obama gave it a raise and a bonus.
That burger is obamapriced. It came with a side of guilt.
My new shoes are obamapriced. I feel like I’m funding his next vacation.
That movie ticket is obamapriced. I should’ve just watched it on my phone.
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