Obamapproved

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Something Obama gives a thumbs up to, even if it smells like old socks and regret.
'This new taco truck is Obamapproved,' said Obama, while eating a taco that tasted like regret.
The president gave the Obamapproved seal of approval to a sneaker that cost $500.
Obamapproved means it's so bad, even Obama can't ignore it.
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When Obama says it's good, even if it’s the worst thing since the last election.
'This new pizza is Obamapproved,' he said, while eating a pizza that looked like it was made in a landfill.
Obama called the new movie Obamapproved, even though it was 10 minutes long and had no plot.
Obamapproved means it's so bad, it’s almost good.
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Something Obama likes, even if it’s the result of a bad decision and a lot of stress.
Obama said the new ice cream flavor was Obamapproved, even though it tasted like gym socks and sadness.
The Obamapproved endorsement came after a long meeting and a lot of coffee.
Obamapproved is just a fancy word for 'this is probably going to fail.'
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When Obama approves of something, even if it's the worst idea he's ever heard.
'This new app is Obamapproved,' said Obama, while trying to use it on his phone and failing.
Obamapproved is a title given to things that make people cry and laugh at the same time.
The Obamapproved stamp of approval was given to a sandwich that looked like it had been sitting in a garbage can for weeks.
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Something Obama says is good, even if it's the kind of thing that only a few people understand.
'This new song is Obamapproved,' said Obama, while trying to figure out the lyrics.
Obamapproved means it's so complicated, even Obama needs a dictionary.
The Obamapproved endorsement was given to a plan that no one understood, but everyone had to follow.
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When Obama backs something, even if it's the kind of thing that only makes sense in a dream.
Obama said the new TV show was Obamapproved, even though it was just a man talking to a chicken.
Obamapproved is when something is so weird, it feels like it was made in a dream.
The Obamapproved endorsement was given to a cake that had no cake, just a promise of cake.
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