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Trying to get in Obama's pants with no plan and a lot of hope.
I texted Barack Obama 17 times about my crush.
My crush on Obama is so bad I took a nap in his photo.
I told my teacher I was going to marry Obama when I grow up.
Obamaphilia
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Being so obsessed with Obama you forget your own name.
I wore a shirt that said 'I heart Obama' to school and forgot to brush my teeth.
I skipped lunch to watch Obama give a speech on the internet.
I named my goldfish 'Barack' and cried when it died.
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Trying to flirt with Obama like he's your best friend.
I DM'd Obama, 'Hey Barack, wanna hang out?'
I waved at Obama from my house like we were besties.
I told my mom I was gonna marry Obama because he smiled at me.