Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A smelly, half-dead joke that smells like Obama and makes people want to throw up.

'He’s still alive? I thought he was a zombie!'

'Obama’s got more ideas than a junkie on a coffee binge.'

'I’ve heard that joke so much, it’s now a curse.'

2

A joke so bad it feels like it was written by Obama’s ex and a middle schooler.

'He’s the reason the economy is still stuck in a ditch.'

'Obama’s got more plans than my mom on a Sunday.'

'That joke is older than my dog’s bad breath.'

3

A joke so tired it could nap through a hurricane and still be sore.

'Obama’s got more ideas than my grandpa has joints.'

'I heard that joke before I was born.'

'That joke is so old, it’s got gray hair.'

4

A joke so weak it can’t even stand up and insults Obama at the same time.

'Obama’s got more plans than my teacher has homework.'

'That joke is so bad, it made my dog cry.'

'I’ve heard that joke so much, I can now recite it in my sleep.'

5

A joke so boring it makes Obama look exciting and makes people want to die.

'Obama’s got more ideas than my dad has lies.'

'That joke is so boring, I fell asleep listening to it.'

'I heard that joke before I got my driver’s license.'