Obamanure

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The nasty goo that comes out when Obama talks, like he’s been eating garbage and then yelled at it.
'I can’t believe he said that!', a kid in the back of the class.
'He just cursed the whole country with his mouth!', a guy on Facebook.
'That speech was like a food fight in a dumpster.', a tweet from a confused fan.
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The mess Obama makes when he opens his mouth, like he’s been chewing on a toilet and then sneezed.
'He spoke, and the sky turned gray.', a grandma on Instagram.
'That speech was worse than my ex’s last text.', a guy at the grocery store.
'He talked, and I got a headache.', a kid who had to listen to it in school.
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The foul stuff that flies out of Obama’s mouth when he talks, like he’s been eating dirt and then screamed at it.
'He spoke, and I got a bad taste in my mouth.', a guy on Twitter.
'That speech was like a dog barfing in a restaurant.', a kid who had to listen to it.
'He just made the whole world smell like a gym sock.', a fan who gave up on him.
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