obamanotomy

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When fans go totally nuts for a president before they’ve even seen them do anything worth a damn.

I'm already wearing my Obamanotomy shirt. I haven't even voted yet.

My kid thinks Obama can fly. He's not even in office yet.

I'm gonna marry this president before he even finishes his first speech.

Blindly loving a president before they’ve done anything useful. It’s like falling in love with a ghost.

I got my girlfriend pregnant just because she said Obama was perfect.

My whole family thinks Obama’s the messiah. He hasn’t even won a single battle yet.

I'm gonna throw my dog out the window if Obama doesn't do something epic by tomorrow.

When people start praising a president like they’re already in heaven, even though they haven’t done anything yet.

My dad got a tattoo of Obama’s face before he even won an election.

I’m already writing my eulogy for Obama. He hasn’t even started his presidency yet.

My mom says Obama is the best president ever. He’s not even in the White House yet.