Obamanos

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A stupid joke that sounds like a Spanish curse. It’s like when your mom yells, ‘Let’s go! Let’s go with Obama! Or I’ll drink your beer and eat your face!’
‘Vamanos! Vamanos with Obama! Or I’m gonna kick your ass!’, A kid in the back of the bus.
‘Obamanos! Obamanos! Or I’ll fail you in math!’, A teacher who hates life.
‘Obamanos! Obamanos! Or I’ll eat your lunch!’, A kid with a food obsession.
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People who believe everything, even when it’s clearly nonsense. Like when your dog talks and you think it’s the president.
‘Obama said the sky is green! So it must be!’, A kid who thinks the sky is a mood ring.
‘He said the moon is made of cheese! So it is!’, A person who eats cheese for breakfast.
‘He said the ocean is pink! So I dyed my hair pink!’, A person who follows nonsense.
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A mix of Obama and Thanos. They’re like the worst kind of combo. One makes you feel hopeful, the other snaps your ass in half.
‘Obamanos is here! He’s gonna take over the world and snap your ass in half!’, A kid who’s scared of everything.
‘Obamanos! He’s gonna take over the universe and make you eat his lunch!’, A person who eats too much.
‘Obamanos is coming! He’s gonna take over everything and make your life a nightmare!’, A kid who hates school.
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