Obamanoia

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A crazy sickness where you think Barack Obama is trying to brainwash you into becoming a socialist, and you get all worked up and yell at him like he owes you money.
'I swear he’s trying to take my freedom!', said by a man wearing a tinfoil hat at a coffee shop.
'He’s a secret communist!', shouted at a football game by a man in a chicken suit.
'He’s gonna make me pay for his mistakes!', yelled at a grocery store checkout line by a man holding a sign that said 'Save America'.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When you hate Barack Obama so much, you think he’s out to get you, even though he’s just doing his job and you’re just being a drama queen.
'He’s the worst president ever!', said by a kid in a lunchroom who’s just mad he got detention.
'He’s trying to steal my tax money!', yelled by a man at a gas station who didn’t know what a tax was.
'He’s a socialist!', said by a woman who didn’t know what socialism was.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A mental breakdown where you believe Barack Obama is personally coming to take your life, your money, and your dignity, all because he’s black and he’s smart.
'He’s gonna take my dignity!', said by a man wearing pajamas at a park.
'He’s gonna steal my life!', shouted by a kid who forgot his homework.
'He’s trying to take my freedom!', yelled by a man who had no idea what freedom was.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A weird obsession where you think Barack Obama is some kind of evil genius, and you spend your time making fake news about him and arguing with your mom about it.
'He’s an evil genius!', said by a kid at a video game store.
'He makes fake news!', yelled by a man who didn’t know what fake news was.
'He’s trying to brainwash me!', said by a kid who didn’t know what brainwashing was.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A bad mental state where you believe Barack Obama is trying to ruin your life, and you spend all your time fighting him in the comments section of the internet.
'He’s trying to ruin my life!', said by a man who had no life.
'He’s the worst!', yelled by a kid who didn’t know what the worst was.
'He’s trying to take my freedom!', said by a man who had no idea what freedom was.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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