Obamanator

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1
To be cool and smooth like Obama, but with more swagger and less nonsense.
"You’re trying to look like Obama? You’re more like a half-eaten taco."
He walked into the room like he owned the place. That’s the Obamanator.
She got her hair done, wore a suit, and said, "I’m the Obamanator now."
2
You talk politics like you were born with a podium in your mouth and a debate in your soul.
He could argue about taxes with a tax collector and win.
She could debate the president and he’d look confused.
He talked about politics so much, his dog started giving him advice.
3
A cursed mix of Barack Obama and a monster, like a horror movie made by a kid who hates life.
That word is so cursed, even the devil would run from it.
It’s like Obama had a nightmare and it became real.
That word is like a bad horror movie with no ending.
4
A glorified campsite for broke people, but with more tents and less hope.
They live in tents like they’re in a survival show.
The Obamanator is just a fancy name for a homeless camp.
It’s like a tent city, but worse.
5
The total disaster of the economy and politics, like someone dropped a trash can full of bad ideas on your head.
The country is in total chaos, like a toddler threw a tantrum.
The economy is broke, and politics is even worse.
It’s like the government lost its mind.
6
A word for policies that are so bad, they’re like a bad cup of coffee in the morning.
That policy is like a broken toaster with no power.
It’s so bad, even the cat walked out.
That policy is just a bad idea in disguise.
7
When a black person gets bold and proud after Obama got elected, and white people act like they’re mad because their man is in charge.
After Obama got elected, blacks were bold, and whites were confused.
He got elected and all the blacks went wild, whites just got mad.
It’s like a battle between two sides, and no one wins.
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When Obama says stuff that’s not true, like he’s just making it up as he goes.
He said the sky was green and no one questioned it.
He made up stuff so fast, even the press got confused.
He lied so much, the truth ran away.
9
A smelly, lying, lazy person who robs you blind and still acts like they’re the best thing since sliced bread.
He smells like a gym sock and lies all day.
She’s a lying, lazy, smelly person who robs people.
That guy is so smelly, even the rats left him.
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