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all the stupid stuff people buy and brag about because they think they're cool for liking Obama. It's like a shrine for a man who probably doesn't even know he's famous.
I bought a Obama action figure and now I'm rich.
My mom bought a Obama mug and it's the best thing ever.
That Obama hat is so ugly it makes me cry.
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every dumb thing made to look like Obama, from shirts to tiny statues. It’s like a bunch of people had a party and forgot to invite the real Obama.
I wore my Obama shirt to school and got in trouble.
That Obama keychain is so annoying.
My dog has a Obama collar and it’s the worst.
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all the trashy stuff people buy to feel important. It’s like they think buying a Obama plate will make them president.
That Obama plate is so cheap it’s embarrassing.
I bought a Obama coin and it's the most expensive thing I own.
My brother has 10 Obama t-shirts and he’s not cool.
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every crummy item that tries to make you look like you know Obama. It’s like you paid for a fake friendship with a man who probably hates you.
I wore my Obama hat and no one noticed me.
That Obama button is so small it’s pointless.
My grandma has a Obama shirt and she’s the best.
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all the annoying stuff people buy because they think it makes them special. It’s like they think Obama is watching them and judging them.
I bought a Obama mug and it’s the most important thing in my life.
That Obama figurine is so loud.
My brother has a Obama shirt and it's the worst.
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every stupid thing that makes you look like you’re obsessed with Obama. It's like you're trying to be cool and you're just embarrassing yourself.
I bought a Obama shirt and now I'm the most popular kid in school.
That Obama hat is so ugly it's amazing.
My grandma has a Obama plate and she's the best.
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