Obamanader

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People who cheer for Barack Obama but also cheer for Ralph Nader like he’s the second coming of Jesus with a mustache.

I’d rather die than pick between Obama and Nader. Both are losers, but I’m loyal.

They’re like the love child of a Democrat and a lunatic.

I’m an Obamanader. I don’t care if they both suck. They’re my boys.

To smash something so hard it screams for mercy and then kicks you in the shins.

That car got obliterated. It looked like a piñata after a kid had a meltdown.

He destroyed the pizza. It was like watching a goat eat a birthday cake.

She smashed the phone so hard, it had a broken heart.