obamamonies

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Cash handed out to folks too brain-dead to pick someone else.

I got $100 for voting for Obama. I was too high to even notice.

My grandma got obamamonies and still thinks he's president.

I voted for Obama just so I could get free money. I'm a genius.

Stupid money given to people who can't think straight.

I got obamamonies because I can't count past 10.

My brother took the money and still didn't understand the election.

I got obamamonies and used it to buy candy. I'm rich.

Bribes for people too lazy to pick a better candidate.

I took the obamamonies because I was too lazy to research.

My dad got obamamonies and still thinks he's a king.

I got obamamonies and now I'm too full to care about politics.