obamalypse

My grandpa said the obamalypse was when the economy crapped itself.

I asked my teacher, 'What's the obamalypse?' and she said, 'That's when everything went wrong.'

My mom said the obamalypse was when the internet slowed down and my video games stopped working.

My cousin said the obamalypse was when the president let the robots take over.

My dad said the obamalypse was when the school lunch got worse and the math got harder.

My friend said the obamalypse was when the clouds turned green and the pizza stopped tasting good.

My brother said the obamalypse was when the Wi-Fi went out and the zombies came.

My neighbor said the obamalypse was when the coffee got weak and the traffic got worse.

My cat said the obamalypse was when the laser pointer stopped working and the fish got sad.