Obamaloution

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a bunch of stupid promises made because Obama got sworn in and everyone got too excited.

I’m gonna fix the economy like it’s 2009 and I have a magic wand.

I swear I’ll make healthcare better. Or I’ll die trying.

If you don’t like my plans, you can just sit there and be sad.

the act of people pretending they’re going to be better citizens just because Obama was on TV.

I’m gonna be the best citizen ever. Probably.

I’ll stop eating junk food and start voting. Maybe.

If I don’t do this, I’ll be stuck with Trump forever.

a dumb idea that people thought was going to change the world because Obama smiled.

I’m gonna change the world. Just watch me fail.

Smile, America. I’m gonna fix everything.

If I don’t fix the world, I’ll just blame my bad hair.