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A loud, annoying, never-ending scream that sounds like a monkey with a broken kazoo and a soul full of regret.
'OBAMALONGADINGDONG!' he yelled, because he forgot how to count to 10.
'OBAMALONGADINGDONG!' she screamed, because her coffee was cold.
'OBAMALONGADINGDONG!' he texted, because he was mad at the internet.