obamalongadingdong

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A loud, annoying, never-ending scream that sounds like a monkey with a broken kazoo and a soul full of regret.
'OBAMALONGADINGDONG!' he yelled, because he forgot how to count to 10.
'OBAMALONGADINGDONG!' she screamed, because her coffee was cold.
'OBAMALONGADINGDONG!' he texted, because he was mad at the internet.
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The sound you make when you're too lazy to think and your brain decides to explode.
'OBAMALONGADINGDONG!' he said, because his brain was full of cereal.
'OBAMALONGADINGDONG!' she whispered, because she was tired of life.
'OBAMALONGADINGDONG!' he yelled in the bathroom, because he forgot how to brush his teeth.
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A loud, stupid, never-ending noise that makes you want to punch a wall and cry at the same time.
'OBAMALONGADINGDONG!' he shouted, because he lost his phone.
'OBAMALONGADINGDONG!' she yelled, because her dog ate her homework.
'OBAMALONGADINGDONG!' he texted his mom, because he was mad at the world.
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The sound of a confused person trying to be cool but failing completely.
'OBAMALONGADINGDONG!' he said, because he didn't know what to do.
'OBAMALONGADINGDONG!' she said, because she was trying to be cool.
'OBAMALONGADINGDONG!' he yelled, because he had no idea what was happening.
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A noise so loud and stupid it could wake up the dead and make them yell too.
'OBAMALONGADINGDONG!' he screamed, because he was mad at his brother.
'OBAMALONGADINGDONG!' she said, because her cat was being weird.
'OBAMALONGADINGDONG!' he texted, because he forgot his password.
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A noise that makes your brain hurt and your ears scream in agony.
'OBAMALONGADINGDONG!' he yelled, because he had a headache.
'OBAMALONGADINGDONG!' she screamed, because her brain was full of nonsense.
'OBAMALONGADINGDONG!' he said, because he was trying to be funny and failed.
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