Obamalism

Obamalism is when people go full retard, thinking Barack Obama is some kind of savior instead of a greedy rich guy who took money from banks. They act like he’s Jesus and lose their minds when he breaks promises.

Obamalism is when people pretend they're Barack Obama, thinking they know what he’d say or feel. They quote him like he’s some kind of prophet.

Obamalism is when someone is so brainwashed by Obama that they act like they're smart, even though they're just repeating what they heard on the news.

Obamalism is when you throw up because you’re so excited about Obama’s every little move. It’s like a fan who faints at a concert, but with puke.

Obamalism is when you sound like you’re on a mission from God, repeating the same tired lines as everyone else, but with a fancy accent and way too much confidence.

Obamalism is when you take every normal conversation and turn it into a political debate about Obama. You mention him even when he’s not relevant, like he’s your best friend.