obamal

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A word used to describe something as cool as Barack Obama, but with more money and fewer problems.
Obama is the only man who can make a speech and make it feel like a concert.
That new phone? Obamal. It’s got a free taco with every charge.
My dog now follows me around like he’s in the Senate.
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When people start pretending they're Barack Obama, trying to sound smart and making everything feel like a press conference.
'I feel your pain,' he said, while eating a muffin and ignoring the fire alarm.
She tried to sound like Obama, but it came out like a bad rap song.
He quoted Obama so much, the president started texting him for help.
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A person who thinks they’re smart, but they’re just copying what they saw on TV.
He got a PhD, but he still doesn’t know what a taco is.
She quoted Obama in every conversation, even about her cat.
He reads the newspaper, but he still thinks the moon is made of cheese.
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Throwing up after a big Obama celebration, like you just saw the president eat a whole pizza.
After the inauguration, he threw up in the president’s face.
She celebrated so hard, she vomited on a traffic cone.
He was so excited about Obama’s speech, he threw up on a senator.
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Repeating the same old lines, but with such smooth style that people think you're the next president.
He said, 'Yes, we can,' while eating a muffin and talking to a goat.
She quoted Obama in every conversation, even about her dog’s hair.
He gave a speech so good, the president started crying.
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Talking about Obama so much that normal conversations turn into political arguments, even about the weather.
He started arguing about the weather, but it was really about Obama’s shoes.
She turned a grocery list into a debate about Obama’s policies.
He started a fight over a taco because it reminded him of Obama’s speech.
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A disaster so bad, it’s worse than the Titanic and the Avengers fighting at the same time.
His speech was so bad, it made the Titanic look good.
The event was a disaster, like the Avengers and the Titanic crashed into a taco shop.
He tried to be cool, but it was like the Titanic sank in a garbage can.
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