Obamaire

I thought Obama was gonna send me a check for $1000 every month. Turns out he just sent me a coupon for pizza.

My cousin says he’s gonna buy a Lamborghini with Obama’s money. He’s still waiting for it.

I asked Obama for a million dollars. He said, ‘You’re a fool.’

I still believe Obama gave me $1 million. I even put it in my piggy bank.

My mom says Obama gave her a check for $500. I saw it. It was a receipt from a gas station.

I told my teacher I was rich because Obama gave me money. She gave me a D.

I told my friends I got $10,000 from Obama. They believe me. I don’t know why.

I still wait for my check from Obama. I even called the White House. They hung up on me.

I think Obama gave me a million dollars. I spent it on video games and ice cream.