Obamaholic

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A person who can't stop talking about Obama like he's the only reason they're still breathing.
I saw a guy at the gym yelling about Obama like he just won the lottery and the gym was his prize.
My cousin texts me every day saying Obama is going to save the world and I'm going to die in silence.
My teacher said Obama is the best president ever and I got detention for saying he's just a guy who likes to talk.
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A person who thinks Obama is so great, they might actually kiss his feet if he ever comes to town.
My neighbor wears Obama shirts and talks to him like he's his best friend.
I got a DM saying 'Obama is the future and I'm going to be his biggest fan until I die.'
My mom says she'll vote for Obama every year until she's in a coffin.
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Someone who acts like Obama is the only person who ever did anything right.
My brother said Obama is the best president ever and my dad said he's just a guy who likes to talk too much.
I got called a 'disgrace' for saying Obama is just a man who got lucky.
My friend's whole life revolves around Obama and I'm just here to watch him suffer.
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A person who thinks Obama is so amazing, they might actually cry when he leaves office.
I saw a kid at the park crying because Obama wasn't there to give a speech.
My friend's mom texts me every day saying she's going to miss Obama and I'm going to miss her yelling.
My teacher said Obama is the best president ever and I said 'he's just a guy who talks too much.'
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A person who can't stop talking about Obama like he's the only reason they're still breathing.
I saw a guy at the gym yelling about Obama like he just won the lottery and the gym was his prize.
My cousin texts me every day saying Obama is going to save the world and I'm going to die in silence.
My teacher said Obama is the best president ever and I got detention for saying he's just a guy who likes to talk.
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