Obamahogs

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The loud, sweaty, middle-aged women who scream like they’ve been kicked by a donkey every time Obama says something stupid on stage.

"He’s the best president ever!" she yelled, like she’d just won the lottery.

They cheered so hard, I thought the roof would fall off.

One of them tried to high-five me, and I almost got a paper cut.

The group of fat, messy women who act like they’re in a riot every time Obama speaks, even if he’s saying something dumb.

They screamed so loud, I could hear them from the next state.

One of them cried because Obama said he was going to fix the economy.

They were so loud, I thought Obama was trying to annoy them on purpose.

The annoying, over-weight women who think they’re part of the cool crowd because they shout at Obama like he’s their best friend.

They screamed so much, the neighbors called the cops.

One of them tried to hug me, and I almost ran out of the room.

They were so happy, I thought they were going to explode.