Obamagration

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A crazy rush to get to Obama's inauguration, even if you have no idea what's going on and just want to be part of the chaos.
I drove six hours in the snow just to stand in a crowd and get yelled at by strangers.
My cousin showed up with a sandwich and a hat, and no idea who Obama is.
I wore my pajamas to the inauguration because I was too lazy to change.
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When people leave their homes, their sense, and sometimes their sanity, just to be near Obama on inauguration day.
I missed my flight, my dog bit me, and I still showed up.
My grandma brought a casserole and a map, just in case she got lost.
I got stuck behind a guy in a tank top who was singing show tunes.
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A big mess of people trying to get to the inauguration, even if they're just there for the free snacks and the chance to yell at a president.
I got a free hot dog and a free middle finger from a guy in a trench coat.
I stood in line for four hours just to see a guy wave.
I cried at the inauguration because I was tired, hungry, and confused.
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