obamagoraphopia

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when you get a panic attack just thinking about paying more money to the government

I saw the tax bill and my heart started racing like I was running from a cop.

My cousin broke out in hives when he heard about the new tax rates.

I started sweating when I realized I’d have to pay 50% of my paycheck to the government.

the curse of thinking you’ll be broke forever because of taxes

I looked at my paycheck and it felt like I was being robbed by a robot.

My friend cried when she saw how much tax she had to pay.

I got so mad at the tax rates I threw my coffee at the IRS website.

when you’re so scared of paying taxes you start hiding money under your bed

I’ve been saving cash in a sock for months just in case the taxes get worse.

My neighbor has a piggy bank full of coins from his secret tax fund.

I told my kid to stop buying candy and start saving for the tax apocalypse.