Obamageddon

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The day Obama took office, which was the worst day ever, like when your mom burns the dinner and the dog eats your homework.
'I swear, Obamageddon was the day the sky turned gray and my life went downhill.'
'Obamageddon? That’s when the world started to fall apart, and I got grounded for a month.'
'Obamageddon was the day I realized my life was doomed.'
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Another name for the Obama apocalypse, because he’s like the apocalypse in human form.
'Barackalypse? That’s just Obamageddon with a fancier name.'
'They called it Barackalypse, but it was just Obamageddon in disguise.'
'Barackalypse is just Obamageddon with a side of drama.'
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The time when money became worthless, jobs disappeared, and people started crying in the street because of Obama’s stupid ideas.
'Obamageddon hit me like a ton of bricks, and my job went with it.'
'Money was worthless, and I had to eat cereal for dinner. That’s Obamageddon.'
'Obamageddon was when my gold price went up, and my wallet went down.'
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It’s already happening, and if Obama wins again, the whole country is going to fall apart like a bad pizza.
'Obamageddon is happening right now, and I can feel it in my bones.'
'If Obama wins, it’s like Obamageddon on steroids.'
'The country is falling apart, and it’s all because of Obamageddon.'
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The time when Obama starts World War III just to prove he’s cool, and the world ends because of his stupid policies.
'Obamageddon is when Obama starts WW3 just to look cool.'
'He started WW3 and forgot to bring snacks. That’s Obamageddon.'
'Obama started WW3, and I had to dodge missiles for a week. That’s Obamageddon.'
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