Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Obamage is when Obama wins so bad it feels like he wiped the floor with everyone, and people hope he'll keep wrecking everything he touches.

'Obamage? That’s just Obama being a legend.'

'Obamage is real, and it's gonna crush you.'

'Obamage is the only thing that stands between us and a total disaster.'

2

Obamage is when you say something ridiculous to cover up how bad you are at everything.

'Obamage is the only reason I got this job.'

'Obamage! That’s how I survived the whole thing.'

'Obamage is a word I just made up to feel important.'

3

Obamage is when you try to make up fake stories to get people off your back.

'Obamage! That’s why I’m not getting in trouble.'

'Obamage is a lie I told myself.'

'Obamage is just a distraction from my bad decisions.'

4

Obamage is when a black man does so well at a job that a white guy can’t stand it and calls it a crime.

'Obamage is a crime against white people.'

'Obamage is the worst thing that ever happened to me.'

'Obamage is just a fancy word for racism.'

5

Obamage is when you apologize but still act like the other person is the problem.

'Obamage! I’m sorry, but you’re just stupid.'

'Obamage is the art of blaming others.'

'Obamage is when you say sorry but don’t mean it.'

6

Obamage is a made-up story that Republicans told to make it look like Trump wasn’t the one in on everything.

'Obamage is just a story they made up to save Trump.'

'Obamage is the worst fake news ever.'

'Obamage is just a cover-up for Trump’s crimes.'

7

Obamage is when you promise something big to get people to forget everything else.

'Obamage is the biggest distraction ever.'

'Obamage is a new scandal coming to save us all.'

'Obamage is just a bunch of nonsense.'