Obamagasm

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When Obama talks, some people get a crazy, stupid high, like they're on drugs. Their brains shut off, and they just stare like fools, happy as hell, even if Obama is saying total nonsense.
My aunt had an Obamagasm during his first speech. She was screaming, 'He’s perfect!' while I was eating my lunch.
At the rally, my cousin fainted from an Obamagasm. The EMTs had to carry her out.
My uncle started crying during the inauguration. He said he felt like he was 12 again, and it was the best day of his life.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When liberals hear Obama's name, they get a weird, happy jolt that feels like a warm hug from their childhood.
My mom’s Obamagasm hit her when she heard he was running again. She started singing 'Yes We Can' like it was a lullaby.
My friend’s Obamagasm happened during a commercial. He started jumping around like a maniac.
I saw a guy in the grocery store having an Obamagasm. He dropped his milk and started yelling, 'Change is coming!'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When some people hear Obama talk, they get so worked up they leak everywhere, like they’re in a full-blown meltdown.
At the debate, my brother had an Obamagasm so strong he wet his pants. He didn’t even notice.
My cousin’s Obamagasm happened in the middle of a meeting. She started sobbing and blushing like it was a fashion show.
My dad had an Obamagasm during the election. He was leaking so much he looked like a water fountain.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Some people get a wild, crazy orgasm just from listening to Obama speak. It happens to old black women with big hats, and they don’t care who sees them.
My grandma had an Obamagasm during his speech. She was yelling, 'He’s my man!' and nobody could stop her.
My aunt had an Obamagasm in church. She started dancing and everyone looked at her like she was crazy.
At the rally, my mom had an Obamagasm so strong she passed out and woke up singing 'Change is coming!'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When Democrats hear Obama do something good, they get so excited they start jumping around like maniacs, and sometimes they blow their loads in their pants.
During the election, my uncle had an Obamagasm so strong he blew his load in his pants. He didn’t even care.
At the rally, my cousin had an Obamagasm and started jumping up and down like a kangaroo.
My friend had an Obamagasm during the speech. He was yelling, 'He’s the best!' and then he passed out.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When Obama does something cool, some people get a wild high and start celebrating like they just won the lottery, even if they’re still wearing pajamas.
During the campaign, my dad had an Obamagasm and started dancing in his pajamas. He looked like a fool.
My mom had an Obamagasm during the speech. She started jumping around and yelling, 'He’s my president!'
At the rally, my brother had an Obamagasm and started blowing his load in his trousers. He didn’t even care.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When Obama is near, some people get a wild, stupid reaction, like they’re on a rollercoaster and they don’t know why they’re happy.
At the rally, my uncle had an Obamagasm and started crying. He said he felt like he was 12 again.
My mom had an Obamagasm during the speech. She was screaming, 'He’s perfect!' and nobody could stop her.
At the campaign, my dad had an Obamagasm and started jumping around like a maniac. He looked like a fool.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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