Obamaganda

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A made-up mess of lies and nonsense about Barack Obama and his bid for the big purple chair. Old, grumpy Republicans use it to make him look like a clown. Democrats use it to laugh at the old, grumpy Republicans.
'Obamaganda is just a fancy word for magic!', A Republican who couldn't find his own socks.
'Obamaganda? More like Obamaganda 2: Electric Boogaloo!', A teenager who just got a phone.
'Obamaganda is the best thing since sliced bread and a good breakfast.', A Democrat who just got promoted.
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A stupid word for anything Barack Obama did when he wanted to be President. Used by old Republicans like they're still in elementary school. Democrats use it to make the old Republicans feel like they're in elementary school.
'Obamaganda is just a fancy way of saying he cheated!', A Republican who thinks calculators are cheating.
'Obamaganda is the best part of my day!', A Democrat who just got a raise.
'Obamaganda? I could beat that in a spelling bee!', A kid who thinks he's a genius.
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A big pile of fake stuff about Barack Obama's run for President. Old Republicans use it like it's the only thing they know. Democrats use it like it's their new favorite toy.
'Obamaganda is just a lie told by a man who wears socks with sandals!', A Republican who can't stand fashion.
'Obamaganda is the reason I'm happy today!', A Democrat who just won an argument.
'Obamaganda? I'm gonna take that to the spelling bee!', A kid who thinks he's the next Einstein.
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A dumb word for all the fake stuff about Barack Obama trying to be President. Used by old Republicans who think they're still cool. Democrats use it to make the old Republicans feel like they're not cool.
'Obamaganda is the worst thing since the invention of the sock!', A Republican who still wears socks with sandals.
'Obamaganda is the best thing since the invention of pizza!', A Democrat who just got pizza.
'Obamaganda is a word I will beat in the spelling bee!', A kid who thinks he's a genius.
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A big lie about Barack Obama’s run for President. Old Republicans use it like it's their last hope. Democrats use it like it's their new best friend.
'Obamaganda is the worst thing since socks with sandals!', A Republican who can't stand fashion.
'Obamaganda is the best thing since the first slice of pizza!', A Democrat who just got fed.
'Obamaganda is going to win the spelling bee!', A kid who thinks he's the next Einstein.
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