Obamagance

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When someone thinks they're the smartest person in the room, but they're really just full of hot air and don't know what they're talking about.
I'm the best at everything. No one else matters.
I know more than everyone else. I'm perfect.
I'm so smart, I don't need to listen to anyone else.
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A fancy way of saying 'I'm too lazy to admit I messed up, so I'll just make up a new word to cover it.'
I didn't do anything wrong. I just made up a new word.
I'm not bad. I'm just misunderstood.
I'm not wrong. I'm just ahead of the curve.
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A trick used to make people forget about one disaster so they can focus on another disaster that probably won't happen.
Forget about the election. Let's talk about a fake party.
Let's ignore the virus. Let's talk about a fake party.
I don't know what I'm talking about. Let's talk about a fake party.
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A crime where a black man is successful and gets a job that usually goes to a white man. The person who says it's a crime is usually a white person who's jealous.
He got a good job. That's a crime!
He's a black man. He shouldn't have gotten that job.
I'm white and I'm mad he got the job.
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When you say you're sorry, but you also blame the other person for your mistake.
I'm sorry. It's your fault.
I said I was sorry, but it's your fault.
I'm sorry, but you're a terrible person.
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A fake plan that Republicans made up to say Trump is being helped by Russia, even though it's clearly fake.
Obama and Flynn had a secret party. It's true.
Obama knew about the election. He did nothing.
It's a fake plan. Everyone knows it's fake.
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Making up a new disaster to forget about all the old ones, even though the new one is probably fake.
There's a new disaster coming. It's bigger than everything.
I just made up a new disaster. It's the best one ever.
Forget everything else. There's a new disaster.
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