Obamafication

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When you get so obsessed with a guy named Barack Obama that you forget about everything else, like your problems and your brain.
"I don't care if the economy's falling apart, I'm still voting for him!", A guy who lost his job and his sanity.
"Change? What change? I'm just excited about his hair.", A teen who thinks he's cool.
"He's like a superhero, but with a better speech.", A fan who still doesn't know what he did.
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When a whole country gets all worked up about change, only to realize it was just a bunch of promises and bad decisions.
"We were gonna be the best country ever!", A kid who didn't know what 'best' meant.
"Change? More like chaos.", A dad who lost his job and his patience.
"He promised us the moon, and all we got was a broken economy.", A person who still remembers 2008.
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When a leader gets elected, then proceeds to ruin everything, like a toddler with a crayon and a fire.
"He came in like a hero, and left like a disaster.", A news headline that no one believed.
"He didn't fix anything, he just made it look fancy.", A person who still doesn't know what 'fancy' means.
"He turned the country into a mess, and we all just sat there and watched.", A citizen who was too tired to care.
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