Obamadize

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When Obama’s team throws cash at a product or company like it’s going out of style just to make it look good.

The government gave money to a failing phone company just because they said so.

They handed cash to a pizza place that couldn’t even make a decent cheese pizza.

A car company got money even though their cars looked like they were made in a garage.

You’re so happy about Obama you might actually cry and then blame the government for it.

I cried when Obama gave money to my favorite pizza place.

My cousin went into a full-blown meltdown when Obama took down a corrupt CEO.

My mom started singing the national anthem when Obama announced a new tax break.

When you're taken advantage of and you finally realize you're a fool.

I got taken advantage of and now I know I'm a complete idiot.

My friend got conned out of $1000 and now he's mad.

I signed a contract and now I feel like a sucker.

When you're stolen from and your ideas get used for someone else’s glory.

I made a speech and someone else took all the credit.

My ideas got stolen and now I'm just a background character.

I did the work and now someone else is getting praised.

When you work your butt off and then someone else gets all the money and you get nothing but frustration.

I worked my butt off and got nothing but a thank you note.

I got laid off while the CEO got a raise.

I paid my mortgage and now I'm broke.