ObamaCord

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A place where everyone’s a joke, and the only thing that matters is who can laugh the loudest and throw the most shade.

I went to ObamaCord and got roasted by a guy who thought he was a comedian.

My friend’s crush was there, and now I have to deal with her being extra.

I tried to be cool, but the guy next to me said I looked like a confused potato.

A hangout spot where people are either trying to be famous or just trying to survive the awkwardness.

I went to ObamaCord and accidentally became part of a group chat that nobody wants to be in.

My mom was there, and now she’s texting me every hour asking if I’m still cool.

The guy at the bar said I had the face of a confused raccoon.

A place where everyone’s too busy being fake and funny to actually be real.

I tried to make a friend at ObamaCord, but he just said, 'You’re not cool enough for me.'

My crush was there, and now I have to listen to her talk about her 'vibes' nonstop.

The guy next to me said I looked like a lost sock.

A place where you go to be cool, but everyone else is just trying to be extra.

I went to ObamaCord, and now I have to deal with my friend being extra because of a guy who said he was 'influential.'

I tried to be cool, but my crush said I was 'not vibe-y enough.'

The guy at the bar said I looked like a confused hot dog.

A spot where you go to hang out, but everyone else is too busy being annoying to notice you.

I went to ObamaCord, and the guy next to me was texting his ex the whole time.

My friend’s crush was there, and now he’s too busy being annoying to talk to me.

I tried to be cool, but the guy next to me said I looked like a sad chicken.

A place where you go to be awesome, but everyone else is just trying to be louder.

I went to ObamaCord and got drowned out by a guy who said he was a 'viral sensation.'

My crush was there, and now I have to listen to her talk about her 'vibes' every day.

The guy at the bar said I looked like a confused potato.