obamacare

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A stupid word made up by poor, brain-dead right-wingers to make the health care plan look bad. It was created to blame Barack Obama for a law that even Fox News couldn't stop.

'Obamacare is the worst thing ever!', said by a guy who still uses a flip phone

'Obamacare is a scam!', said by someone who thinks the moon landing was fake

'Obamacare is the devil's work!', said by a guy who eats his cereal with a spoon at 3 a. m.

by Slangipedia 20h ago

It's just Obama's full name. Some people are too dumb to realize that.

'Obamacare? That's just his full name!', said by a guy who still thinks Donald Trump is the president

'Obamacare is just his name!', said by someone who uses a dictionary to spell 'hello'

'Obamacare? That's his full name!', said by a kid who still uses a paper map to find the way home

by Slangipedia 20h ago

A law that makes insurance cheaper and forces you to get health care. It’s basically the same as RomneyCare. Some dumb shits think it’s socialism.

'Obamacare is socialism!', said by a guy who still thinks the president is a communist

'Obamacare is just like RomneyCare!', said by someone who thinks Obama and Romney are best friends

'Obamacare is the worst!', said by a guy who still uses a calculator to do his taxes

by Slangipedia 20h ago

The opposite of a McNugget. It’s like the health care version of a sad, greasy chicken part.

'Obamacare is the worst thing since the invention of the sad chicken part!', said by a guy who eats a whole bag of chips in one sitting

'Obamacare is like a sad chicken part!', said by someone who still thinks the chicken nugget is the best food ever

'Obamacare is the opposite of a happy chicken part!', said by a guy who eats his chicken with a spoon

by Slangipedia 20h ago

The health care plan that Mr. Obama gave us to save us from the Koreans. Some people think it’s a conspiracy.

'Obamacare is a Korean conspiracy!', said by a guy who still thinks the Koreans are trying to take over the world

'Obamacare was given to us by Mr. Obama!', said by someone who still thinks he’s the president

'Obamacare is the only thing that saves us from the Koreans!', said by a guy who eats lunch at 3 a. m.

by Slangipedia 20h ago