Obamac

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The President Burger! It’s the Big Mac’s worst nightmare. It makes your stomach scream and your brain turn to mush.
I ate an Obamac and now my pants are crying.
My dog tried to eat an Obamac and now he’s in the hospital.
My mom said the Obamac tastes like regret.
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A vacation so bad it’s like being stuck on a boat with your ex. Someone else pays for it, but you still end up in a bad mood.
I took an Obamac and now I hate Mondays.
My dad went on an Obamac and came back with a tan and a bad attitude.
My teacher took an Obamac and now she’s late to class every day.
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When you talk like you’re in a fancy school, but you’re just making up words to sound smart. It’s like wearing a suit but still being a idiot.
My teacher did an Obamac and I fell asleep.
My brother did an Obamac and I laughed until I cried.
I did an Obamac and my dog walked out of the room.
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