Obamabilia

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All the stupid stuff people bought to show how much they love Obama, like hats, stickers, and tiny plastic heads that bob around like he’s on a rollercoaster. This stuff made rich people richer and made everyone else feel dumb.
I bought 10 Obama bobble-heads and now they’re all on my shelf taunting me.
My grandma bought a Barack Obama flag and now she wears it like a cape.
I bought a Obama button and now I’m stuck with it forever.
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Stuff that celebrates Obama so much it feels like he’s a god. Some of it is nice. Some of it is just nonsense. Some of it is so bad it should be thrown in the trash with the rest of your bad decisions.
My coworker bought a Obama bobble-head and now it’s on his desk doing weird things.
My mom bought a Obama badge and now she wears it everywhere like it’s a medal of honor.
I bought a Obama sticker and now my laptop looks like a political ad.
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Hundreds of Obama things that people bought because they thought he was cool, but now they’re stuck with them. Some are fancy. Most are just junk that you’ll regret buying.
I bought a Obama hat and now I wear it to work like I’m a weirdo.
My brother bought a Obama flag and now he waves it like it’s a war.
I bought a Obama badge and now I stick it on everything.
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