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The Obama Zombie Virus is a brain-wrecking illness that happens when people get too much liberal nonsense. It turns them into dumb, clueless zombies who think socialism is cool.
"I used to think Trump was a clown, now I'm just another brain-dead liberal.", A guy who got infected at a college party
"My kid came home from school and said, 'Mama, taxes are fun.' I knew something was wrong.", A mom who got the virus through her kid
"I watched 30 minutes of news and now I can't tell my left from my right.", A man who got infected by TV"