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When your friend leaves you hanging and then steals your stuff like it's a goddamn heist.

My best friend went to college and took my last Xbox. I still haven't gotten over it.

She left me in the middle of the night and took my favorite hoodie. I'm still wearing a shirt that smells like her deodorant.

He vanished and took my mom's favorite chair. Now she sits on a wobbly stool and screams at me.

When your friend disappears and leaves you with the blame for everything that goes wrong.

She left me with her dog and now my couch is destroyed. I blame her for my life.

He vanished and left me with his mom. Now I'm stuck babysitting and eating expired pizza.

She ran out and left me with her credit card debt. I'm broke and she's living in a mansion.

When your friend flees and you find out your stuff is trashed, stolen, or both.

She ran off and left my room in shambles. My clothes were torn and my shoes were missing.

He left me with a broken TV and a note that said, 'I'm rich now. Don't come looking.'

She disappeared and took my laptop. Now I have to write essays on my phone like a caveman.